Birth of the "Chorky" author unknown Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Yorkie. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return. Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them "The first one who can use the words `liver` and `cheese` together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me." The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says "I love liver and cheese." "Oh, how childish," said the Yorkie. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever." She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said "How well can you do?" "Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever. "My, my," said the Yorkie. "I guess it`s hopeless. That`s just as dumb as the Lab`s sentence." She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, How about you, little guy?" The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says. "Liver alone. Cheese mine." And that was the start of the "designer dog known as 'Chorkies' ..." — More "Designer Dog" Jokes — They crossed a Collie and a Lhasa Apso. The new breed is a Collapso ... a dog that folds up for easy transport. They crossed a Spitz and a Chow-Chow. The new breed is a Spitz-Chow ... a dog that throws up his chow. They crossed a Pekingese and a Lhasa Apso. The new breed is Peekasso ... an abstract dog. They crossed a Labrador Retriever and a Curly Coated Retriever. The new breed is a Lab Coat Retriever ... the choice of laboratory researchers. They crossed a Pointer and a Setter. The new breed is a Poinsetter ... a traditional Christmas pet. They crossed a Great Pyrenees with a Dachshund. The new breed is a Pyra-dachs ... a puzzling breed. They crossed a Irish Water Spaniel and a English Springer Spaniel. The new breed is a Irish Springer ... a dog that is fresh and clean. They crossed a Newfoundland and a Basset Hound. The new breed is a Newfound Asset Hound ... a dog for financial advisors They crossed a Bloodhound and a Labrador. The new breed is a Blabador ... a dog that barks incessantly. They crossed a Malamute and a Pointer. The new breed is a Moot Point ... owned by....oh, well, it doesn't really matter. They crossed a Collie and a Malamute. The new breed is a Commute ... a dog that travels to work. They crossed a Deerhound and a Terrier. The new breed is a Derriere ... a dog that's true to the end. They crossed a Bull Terrier and a ShihTzu. The new breed is a uhh ... I'll get back to you on that..... (To see answers — mouse over and highlight the line directly below each question) What do you get when you cross a Poodle, a Cocker Spaniel and a rooster? Cocka-Poodle-Doo What do you get if you cross a dog with a phone? A Golden Receiver! What do you get if you cross a collie with a rose? A collie-flower! How does a dog stop a VCR? He presses the "paws" button!